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  My Uncle from Vermont was mailing an order to his butcher in Boston. First he bagan the note,“Kindly send twogooses.” That didn't seem right, so he started over again with“Kindly send two geeses.” Still he wasn't satisfied. He settle dthis dilemma by writing finally,“Kindly send me a goose.”Then he signed his name and added a P.S.“Send another onewith it.”

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