我太太就追著我叫喚
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking.
Now after ten years it's all different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking."
有位丈夫拜訪婚姻咨詢師，說：“我剛結婚的時候，總是我下班一回家，太太就把拖鞋送過來，我家可愛的小狗就追著我叫喚。如今過了十年，全變樣了，我一回家，那條狗就把拖鞋送過來，而我太太就追著我叫喚。”
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