雙語(yǔ)笑話 誰(shuí)活了下來(lái)
There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.
Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived.
Who died and who lived?
The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.
曾經(jīng)有一個(gè)完美男人和一個(gè)完美女人，它們邂逅于一個(gè)完美的聚會(huì)。完美的約會(huì)持續(xù)了兩年，然后他們舉行了完美的婚禮，并度過(guò)了完美的蜜月。之后他們有了兩個(gè)完美的孩子。
一天，完美男人和完美女人駕著他們那完美的轎車(chē)出行。他們?cè)诼愤吙吹揭粋€(gè)精靈，由于他們是完美男女，于是他們載了精靈一程。
由于完美男人和完美女人載上了精靈，他們不知何故發(fā)生了交通意外。其中二死一生。
猜猜誰(shuí)過(guò)世了而誰(shuí)活了下來(lái)？
當(dāng)然是完美女人活了下來(lái)，因?yàn)橥昝滥腥撕途`根本就是虛幻的。
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