Bassoon jokes
Q： Why did the chicken cross the road？
A： To get away from the bassoon recital.
Q： Why is a bassoon better than an oboe？
A： The bassoon burns longer.
Q： What is a burning oboe good for？
A： Setting a bassoon on fire.
Q： Which burns better， an oboe or a bassoon？
A： A bassoon； there's more wood！
Q： How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb？
A： Only one， but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
Q： What are oboes good for？
A： Kindling when burning basoons
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