每日一笑：(8.7)
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.
Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"
一只母老鼠帶著孩子出來(lái)散步，突然她看見一只貓正在灌木叢中虎視耽耽。
母老鼠向著貓叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，貓聽了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。
母老鼠回過頭洋洋自得的對(duì)孩子說(shuō)：“現(xiàn)在你知道外語(yǔ)的重要性了吧。”
昨日相關(guān)鍵連
每日小格言：工作危機(jī)最確鑿的信號(hào)是沒有人跟你說(shuō)該怎么做。
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