非常感謝在你飛機上的兩次旅行
When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.
George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark thought, "I've travelled in a big plane several times, but I've never been in a small one, so I'll go."
They went up, and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air.
When they came down again, Mark was very glad to be back safely, and he said to his friend in a shaking voice, "Well, George, thank you very much for those two trips in your plane."
Gerogy was very surprised and said, "Two trips?"
"Yes, my first and my last," answered Mark.
當喬治三十五歲的時候，他買了一架小飛機，并學會了飛行。他很快就成了很好的駕機做各種各樣的動作。喬治有一個朋友。他的名字叫馬克。一天喬治提出在他的飛機上做標記。馬克心想，“我曾經坐過幾次大飛機，但是我從來沒有做過小的，所以我會去的。”升空后，喬治飛了有半個小時，在空中做了各種各樣的動作。當他們降落的時候，馬克很高興能夠安全返回，他用顫抖的聲音對他的朋友說，“好了，喬治，非常感謝在你飛機上的兩次旅行。”喬治非常吃驚地說，“兩次飛行？”“是的，我的第一次和最后一次，馬克回答道。
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