非常感謝在你飛機(jī)上的兩次旅行
When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.
George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark thought, "I've travelled in a big plane several times, but I've never been in a small one, so I'll go."
They went up, and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air.
When they came down again, Mark was very glad to be back safely, and he said to his friend in a shaking voice, "Well, George, thank you very much for those two trips in your plane."
Gerogy was very surprised and said, "Two trips?"
"Yes, my first and my last," answered Mark.
當(dāng)喬治三十五歲的時(shí)候，他買(mǎi)了一架小飛機(jī)，并學(xué)會(huì)了飛行。他很快就成了很好的駕機(jī)做各種各樣的動(dòng)作。喬治有一個(gè)朋友。他的名字叫馬克。一天喬治提出在他的飛機(jī)上做標(biāo)記。馬克心想，“我曾經(jīng)坐過(guò)幾次大飛機(jī)，但是我從來(lái)沒(méi)有做過(guò)小的，所以我會(huì)去的。”升空后，喬治飛了有半個(gè)小時(shí)，在空中做了各種各樣的動(dòng)作。當(dāng)他們降落的時(shí)候，馬克很高興能夠安全返回，他用顫抖的聲音對(duì)他的朋友說(shuō)，“好了，喬治，非常感謝在你飛機(jī)上的兩次旅行。”喬治非常吃驚地說(shuō)，“兩次飛行？”“是的，我的第一次和最后一次，馬克回答道。
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