寫清楚些
Write Clearly
Tom:My teacher says I have to write more clearly.
John:That's a good idea.
Tom:But then she will know I can't spell some words correctly.
寫清楚些
湯姆:老師說我必須寫清楚些。
約翰:這是個好主意。
湯姆:可是那樣一來她就會知道有些單詞我不能拼寫正
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