趣味英語：史上最強(qiáng)的學(xué)生不交作業(yè)理由
the top five most popular tech-related reasons for not doing homework:
五個(gè)不做作業(yè)最流行的科技借口：
1 my computer crashed and i lost it.
電腦死機(jī)了，我做的作業(yè)(因沒有保存)丟失了。
2 i finished my homework but then i deleted it by accident.
雖然我已經(jīng)完成了作業(yè)，但后來不小心把它刪除了。
3 i could not print it out.
打印機(jī)壞了，作業(yè)打不出來。
4 my internet was down so i could not do any research.
網(wǎng)斷了，我沒法上網(wǎng)查資料。
5 i lost my laptop.
我找不到筆記本電腦了。
worst tech-related excuses: 史上最強(qiáng)科技借口：
1 my dad's computer was hacked by the russians and they stole my homework.
我爸爸的電腦被俄羅斯黑客入侵，他們偷走了我的作業(yè)。
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