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那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事82:今天下午你準備用割草機嗎?

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那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事

Are you using your mower this afternoon?
今天下午你準備用割草機嗎?

Mr. Johnson:Are you using your mower this afternoon?
約翰遜先生:今天下午你準備用割草機嗎?

Mr. Smith.Yes.
史密斯先生:是的。

Mr. Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it ?
約翰遜先生:太好了。既然您不用網(wǎng)球拍,那我可以借用一下嗎? 

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