Health forms
windshield 擋風玻璃The school health forms had been distributed to the students with an error――the word “Sex” had been spelled with an “o”。
某學校發給學生的健康調查表里有個錯別字――把“sex”（性別）拼成了“sox”（短襪）。
One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote in the blank next to “Sox”： “Usually brown.”
一位母親在為她的兒子填寫表格時，在“sox”那欄填上：“棕色為主。”
Note：
英語中sex（性別））與sox（短襪）只有一個字母之差。
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