英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話習(xí)題簿2011.5.18
Rats to the benefit of, see also Xiong, did not Qisheng, bears saw a rat, and said: "You do not Picking out?" To the rats Chisuo not language. Xiong asked: "Picking out not ah, do you?" Rats nervously and said: "can not……"
Xiong seize a mouse butt wipe away!
老鼠去方便，見(jiàn)熊也在，嚇得不敢吱聲，熊看了老鼠一眼，說(shuō)：“你掉不掉毛？”老鼠哆嗦了一下不語(yǔ)。熊又問(wèn)：“掉不掉毛啊，你？”老鼠戰(zhàn)戰(zhàn)兢兢地說(shuō)：“不掉……”
熊一把抓住老鼠擦擦屁股走了！
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