英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯:誰也沒說過(雙語)
Schoolteacher: Doesn’t anyone know who said “give me liberty or give me death”? Johnny?
老師:你知道“不自由毋寧死”是誰說的?約翰?
Johnny: All I know is nobody ever said it again.
約翰:我只知道是誰說的。
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