第一次和最后一次
The First and Last
A negro went for a ride in an airplane. When he came down, he said to the pilot,“Thank you, sir, for the two rides.”
“Two rides？” Said the aviation, “You have only had one！”
“No,”said the negro, “two. My first and my last.”
第一次和最后一次
一個(gè)黑人乘飛機(jī)旅行。下飛機(jī)時(shí)，他對(duì)駕駛員說(shuō)：“先生，謝謝你的這兩次飛行。”
“兩次飛行？”飛行員說(shuō)：“你只坐了一次飛機(jī)啊！”
“不，”黑人說(shuō)道，“兩次，第一次和最后一次。”
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