The Raise (加薪 )
Employee ： I've been here for 11 years doing three men's work for one man's pay. Now I want a raise.
員工：我在這里 11 年了，做三個(gè)人的工作，卻只拿一個(gè)人的薪水。現(xiàn)在我要求加薪。
Boss ： Well， I can't give you a raise， but if you'll tell me who the other two men are， I'll fire them.
老板：嗯，我不能給你加薪，但如果你能告訴我其他兩個(gè)人是誰，我會開除他們。
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