好像只有您和我是唯一贊成的人
The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon.
As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon. So, in a whisper, he asked the congregation. "All who want to go to heaven，please rise." Everyone got up except the snorer. After whispering "Be seated", the minister shouted at the top of his voiced, "All those who want to be with the devil, please rise."
Awaking with a start, the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpit, "Well, sir," he said, "I don't know what we're voting on, but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it."
一位教眾在聽道時老打瞌睡，教士對此很生氣。
有個禮拜天，當這人正在前排打呼嚕的時候，教士決定教訓(xùn)他一下，讓他別在聽道時睡覺。于是，教士壓低聲音，向教眾們提出：“所有想去天堂的，請起立。”除了那打呼的，全都站了起來。教士低聲說句“坐下”后，用最大的聲音喊道：“所有想跟魔鬼在一起的人，請起立。”
那瞌睡蟲被猛然驚醒，一下子跳了起來，看見教士在講壇上筆直站著，一臉怒容。“喔，神父，”那人說，“我不清楚咱們在表決什么事，不過看來好像只有您和我是唯一贊成的人。”
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