錢(qián)和朋友孰輕孰重--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話
a: which do you find more important, money or friends?
甲:你認(rèn)為錢(qián)和朋友哪一個(gè)更重要?
b: friends, of course.
乙:當(dāng)然是朋友。
a: why?
甲:為什么?
b: i can always borrow money from friends.
乙:我總可以從朋友那兒借到錢(qián)。
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