英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇先鋒運動2：游泳(雙語閱讀)
第三部分 先鋒運動
Unit 2 Swimming 游泳
英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇2：游泳(雙語閱讀)
A little swimming，much hearth.
適度游泳，沒病沒痛。
My neighbor, the homebuilder.Came home drunk and managed to park in the garage，but injured himself when he knocked some sample storm windows he had on a shelf .The second day，his wife talked with him.
我的鄰居，一個建筑工人，醉醇醇地開著車回家，想把車停在車庫里，結果撞上了自己放在架上的一些防風玻璃樣品，把自己弄傷一了。第二天他妻子與他談話。
A:You came home drunk last night. didn't your
你昨天晚上喝醉了，是不是?
B:Heavens no.
對天發誓，我沒有。
A:How did you injure yourself then?
那么你是怎樣受傷的呢?
R:Oh，I injured myself on the job yesterday.
我是昨天_[作時受傷的。
A:OK，then，please tell me where you did first aid.
好吧，那么請告訴我你昨天在哪里包扎的。
B:I think in the bath room.
我想是在浴室。
A:Well，please explain the bandages all over the bathroom mirror.
好吧，請解釋一下為什么浴室的鏡子上貼滿了繃帶呢?
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