英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話4
一秒鐘與一百萬(wàn)
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子進(jìn)入教堂和上帝對(duì)話.他問(wèn):"主啊, 一百萬(wàn)美元對(duì)你意味著多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又問(wèn):"那一百萬(wàn)年呢?"上帝說(shuō):"一秒鐘."最后男子請(qǐng)求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士嗎?"上帝回答:"過(guò)一秒鐘."
2.
fish say
What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?
"dam!!!"
魚(yú)說(shuō)
當(dāng)魚(yú)游進(jìn)一個(gè)水泥墻里面的時(shí)候，魚(yú)會(huì)說(shuō)什么?
"水壩!!!"
3.
Why did it make you late
Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black,
“Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream.”
“Why did it make you late?” inquired the teacher.
“Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time,” replied Mike.
那什么會(huì)使你遲到呢
邁克上學(xué)遲到了。他對(duì)老師布萊克先生說(shuō)：“對(duì)不起，我遲到了，老師。我夢(mèng)見(jiàn)了一場(chǎng)足球賽。”
老師問(wèn)：“那什么會(huì)使你遲到呢？”
邁克回答說(shuō)：“因?yàn)閮蓚€(gè)隊(duì)不分勝負(fù)，因此持續(xù)了很長(zhǎng)時(shí)間。”
4.
Excuse for Speeding
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car
pulled them over.
‘Why on earth were you driving so fast?’ the policeman yelled. ’
Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!’
超速的理由
哈里與勞埃德超速行駛，一輛警車攔住了他們。
“你們?yōu)槭裁撮_(kāi)那么快？”警官喊道。
“我們的剎車不好，因此我們想在發(fā)生事故前趕緊到達(dá)目的地。”
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