初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話17：理由（中英）
3. Reasons
理由
One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
一天清晨，媽媽去叫還在睡覺的兒子起床。
Mom: Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.
媽媽:起來，兒子。去學校的時間到了。
Son: But why? I don't want to go to school.
兒子:但是為什么？我不想去學校。
Mom: Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.
媽媽:給我兩個理由，你為什么不想去學校。
Son: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.
兒子:第一，所有的孩子都恨我。第二，所有的老師都恨我。
Mom: Oh! That's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.
媽媽:哦!這不是理由。來吧，你必須去學校。
Son: Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?
兒子:那給我兩個為什么我要去學校的理由？
Mom:One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
媽媽:第一，你都52歲了，應該明白自己的責任。第二，你是學校的校長。
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