趣味圖片英語笑話:centipede蜈蚣(雙語)
Do we have to put all his feet in cement? But he's a centipede!
我們必須把所有他的腳放在水泥中嗎?但他是一個蜈蚣!
It's a hard job being a mobster insect
作為一個匪徒昆蟲是一份艱難的工作
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