你仍然在享受同樣的服務(wù)。
A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor.
"When I was first married, I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and my little dog would race around barking, and my wife would bring me my slippers. Now everything's changed. When I come home, my dog brings me my slippers, and my wife barks at me."
"I don't know what you're complaining about," said the counselor, "You're still getting the same service."
一個(gè)結(jié)婚有10年的男子向婚姻專家咨詢。
當(dāng)剛結(jié)婚的時(shí)候，我是非常開心的。當(dāng)我累了一天從店里回來，小狗跑到我面前叫著，妻子給我拿來了拖鞋。現(xiàn)在什么都變了，當(dāng)我回家的時(shí)候，狗拿來了拖鞋，而我的妻子卻對(duì)我咆哮著。
我不知道你有什么可以抱怨，專家說道，你仍然在享受同樣的服務(wù)。
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