小故事背誦達人第6篇:Hot Air Balloon
單元 6 熱氣球
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below.
有個人駕著熱氣球，卻發現自己迷路了。他降低高度后，發現下面有個人。
He lowers the balloon further and shouts:"Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
他把氣球降得更低，大喊道："對不起，你可以告訴我我現在的位置嗎？"
The man below says, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
下面那個人說："當然。你在熱氣球里，盤旋在離地面30英尺的高空上。"
"You must work in Information Technology ," says the balloonist.
"你一定是在信息技術部門工作。駕氣球的人說。"
"I do," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"是啊，那個人回答：""你怎么知道？"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."
"這個嘛，駕氣球的人說：""你告訴我的每件事技術上來說都是正確的，但不管對誰都派不上用場。"
The man below says, "You must work in Management."
下面那個人說："你一定是在管理部門工作。"
"I do," replies the balloonist , "but how did you know?"
"是啊，駕氣球的人回答：""你怎么會知道？"
"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
"這個嘛"，那個人說："你不知道你現在的位置，也不知道要往哪里去，卻期待我能幫上忙。我們碰面以前，你的位置還是跟現在一樣，現在卻變成是我的錯了。"
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