外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹295：睡前禱告詞(中英)

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Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. “Please God,” she said "Make Na pies the capital of Italy”

朱莉葉在做睡前祈禱。“禱告上帝。”她說:“讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都吧。”

Her mother interrupted and said. "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?" And Julie replied, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam”

她媽媽打斷她說:“朱莉葉，你為什么求上帝讓那不勒斯成為意大利的首都呢?”朱莉葉回答說:“因為我在我的地理考卷上就這么寫的。”

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