外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹236:馬克吐溫下的定義(中英)
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?
動物標本剝制師和收稅員有什么區別?
The taxidermist takes only your skin.
動物標本剝制師只是剝皮。
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