Lawyer Joke(31)
A man requires surgery to remove his left leg. He consults with the surgeon；plans are made for surgery the next morning. Morning comes and the Surgeon arrives still intoxicated from a night on the town. He removes the left leg only after mistakenly removing the right. Needless to say the patient，after recovering，saw a lawyer who told him he couldn‘t win，because he didn’t have a leg to stand on.
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