可惜他不是

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A big crowd were gathered outside a hotel where a famous millionaire died of a car accident. Among the crowd a young man apparently looked very sad.

An old man who felt sympathy and said to the young man, " I understand you. I thought he was your relative. am i right? "

" There lies the problem," the young man said, " he was not my relative at all."

一大群人聚在飯店外頭，那兒有個出了名的有錢人死于一場車禍。在這群人當中，有個年輕人顯得特別傷心。
有位老人對他很同情，就跟他說：“我理解你的感受，我想他是你親人，對吧？”
“問題就在這兒啊，”年輕人說，“他壓根兒就不是我親戚。”

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