Bring Me One of the Winners
Customer ： “Waiter， my lobster is without a claw. How is that？”
Waiter ： “Well， sir， they are so fresh that they fight with each other in the kitchen.”
Customer ： “Take this one away， and bring me one of the winners.”
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