外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹64：自然分娩 (中英)
A lady didn’t quite make if to hospital for the birth of her child; in fact，the baby was born on the lawn just outside the main entrance. The poor woman was dreadfully embarrassed and was being consoled by one of the nurses，who said; "Don’t worry about it. It could have been worse，when two years ago we had a woman who gave birth in the, elevator.” The woman cried，"That was me !”and burst into tears.
一個孕婦還沒有來得及到醫(yī)院就生下了她的孩子。實際上，嬰兒是在醫(yī)院大門外的草坪上出生的。這個可憐的女人因此而感到非常的尷尬。一個護士安慰她說:“不要擔(dān)心，有的人還不如你呢。兩年前有個女人是在電梯里生下的孩子。” 那個女人淚如泉涌地哭著說:“那就是我!”
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