我也會教他怎么樣賽跑呢
Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I'm teaching my boy to fight."
Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who's also been taught how to box."
Dan: "I'm teaching him how to run, too."
丹在教他的兒子怎樣打拳擊。當(dāng)他這樣做時,他離開了他的朋友,“這是一個艱難的世界,所以我想教給孩子打架。”
朋友:“但假設(shè)他遇到有人比他大得多的時候呢？
丹:“我也會教他怎么樣賽跑呢。”
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