英語幽默：女人，不能說的秘密（1）
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Women's secrets
女人，不能說的秘密
Women especially love a bargain．
女人特別喜歡便宜貨。
Women love to shop.It is the only area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control．
女人喜歡購物。她們覺得那是她們在這個世界上唯一能控制的領域。
Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to圳it，even if they have nothing to say．
女人喜歡交談。沉默使她們不安，她們需要用交談打破沉默，即使她們沒什么可說的。
Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are．
女人需要感覺到別人不如她們.
Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp in tolved．
女人討厭蟲子。當看到一只蜘蛛或黃蜂時，即使意志力很強的女人也需要一個男人在身旁.
Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip．
女人經常結伴去公共衛生間. 這是她們八卦的好機會。
Women think all beer is the same．
女人覺得所有品牌的啤酒都是一個味兒。
Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape realitY. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be．
女人不能領略體育節目的魅力。男人從那些能讓他們逃離現實的東西中尋找娛樂，女人則從那些能提醒她們現實有多糟糕 的東西中尋找娛樂。
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