雙語笑話我理想的男友標準-修訂版（32歲時）
What I Want in a Man-Revised List （age 32）:
1. Nice looking （prefer hair on his head）
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week.
我理想的男友標準-修訂版（32歲時）
1.五官端正（有頭發者優先）
2.上車幫我開車門，入座幫我拉椅子
3.有足夠的錢享用美妙的晚餐
4.少說多聽
5.我說笑話的時候一定要大笑
6.逛街的時候幫我拎包
7.至少有一條領帶
8.喜歡家里烹飪的晚餐
9.記得我的生日和各個紀念日
10.一周至少制造一次浪漫約會
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