What are you waiting for
A couple goes to an art gallery.
They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves.
The wife doesn 't like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for? "
The husband replies, "Autumn. "
一對夫婦去一個藝術展覽，他們發現一個畫上一個裸體女人的敏感部位蓋著一個葉子，妻子不喜歡就走開、而丈夫在一直看，妻子問：“你在等什么？”丈夫回答：秋天
NOTE
gallery n.展覽館
naked adj.裸體的
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