一種新藥
A New Drug 一種新藥
Jack:I have invented a new drug which could kill lice effectively.
Tom:That's wonderful. How is it used?
Jack:When you catch a louse, just put a little of that drug on its mouth and it will die immediately.
一種新藥
杰克:我發明了一種新藥能有效地殺死虱子。
湯姆:太棒了。怎么用呢?
杰克:你捉到一只虱子,只要在它嘴上抹一點這種藥,虱子就會死去。
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