到現(xiàn)在我還在付出。
A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?
The father replied: I don 't know son. I'm still paying!!
小孩問(wèn)他的父親說(shuō):爸爸,結(jié)婚的花多少錢啊?
父親回答道:我也不知道,到現(xiàn)在我還在付出。
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