一封推薦信--雙語幽默笑話

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when peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "since i've been with the firm for so long," he said, "i think i deserve at least a letter of recommendation."

彼得斯聽說自己被解雇了，便去見人力資源部的頭頭。“既然我在公司干了這么久，”他說，“我想至少該給我一封推薦信。”

the human resources director agreed and said he'd have the letter the next day. the following morning, peters found a letter on his desk. it read, "jonathan peters worked for our company for 11 years.when he left us, we were very satisfied."

人力資源部主任同意了，并說他第二天就可拿到該信。第二天早上，彼得斯在他的桌子上看一封信，上面寫道：“喬納森·彼得斯在我們公司干了11年。當他離去的時候，我們很滿意。”

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