英語(yǔ)幽默笑話:男人和女人對(duì)待貓
Women love cats. Men say they love cats,
but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
女人喜歡貓。男人說(shuō)他們也喜歡,
但當(dāng)女人看不到時(shí),男人踢貓。
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