Police Joke(24)
A Highway Patrolman started creeping up on a highway speeder when it was evident that the individual being pursued realized there was a Highway Patrolman behind him and he stepped on the gas to out run the cruiser. The trooper turned on his beacons and siren and after a brief chase，the individual realized that he could not outrun the cruiser and decided it would be best if he just pulled over to the side and just give up. The Trooper pulled up behind the speeder and then walked up to the driver‘s side window. He said，“Sir，why were you trying to out-run me？”“You knew it would end this way.”The speeder said，“Officer，please understand，I meant you no disrespect，but my wife ran off with a Highway Patrolman last month and I thought you were bringing her back.”
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