要乖乖的就能上天堂
The pastor was talking to a group of young children about being good and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, 'Where do you want to go?'
'Heaven!' Suzy cried out.
'And what do you have to be to get there?' asked the preacher.
'Dead!' yelled Little Johnny.
牧師在跟一群小朋友們說，要乖乖的就能上天堂。說到最后，他問：“你們想去哪里啊？”
“天堂！”蘇茜高聲喊著。
“那你們要怎么做才能到得了那兒啊？”牧師又問。
“死掉！”小強子大叫。
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