你在這里多長時間了啊？
A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old castle in England.
“How did you enjoy it?” the guide asked when it was over.
“It was great,” the girl replied, “but I was afraid I was going to see a ghost in some of those dark passageways.”
“No need to worry,” said the guide. “I have never seen a ghost in all the time I’ve been here.”
“How long was that?” she asked.
“Oh, about 300 years.”
一個年輕的美國游客在參觀了英國的一個令人毛骨悚然的古老城堡。
“你喜歡它嗎？“導游問他。
“好極了，”小女孩回答說，“但我想我會去看那些黑暗的通道中的鬼。”
“不用擔心，”向導說。“我在這里的時間從來沒有見過一個鬼。”
“你在這里多長時間了啊？“她問。
“哦，大約300年了吧。”
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