七點二十了，快起床
A couple stopped talking to each other after a quarrel. However, the husband was worried about to catch up a meeting early next morning, so he wrote his wife a note：“Please wake me up at 7：00am.” The next morning, he was upset to wake up at 8：00. Then he saw a note at his bedside：“Wake up you stupid！ It's 7：20 now.”
一對夫婦吵架了，誰也不和對方說話。 第二天，丈夫因為一大早要去開會，所以希望太太早上能叫醒他。但是他又不愿意先說話，于是就拿了一張紙條給太太，上面寫道：“明天早上七點叫我起床”第二天早上，丈夫起床的時候已經(jīng)八點了，他又急又氣，突然發(fā)現(xiàn)一張紙條放在床頭上，上面寫道：“死鬼！七點二十了。快起床。”
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