可他們上哪兒都走著去
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. "I'll make a deal with you," said his father. "You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut, and then we'll talk."
A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car.
"Son, I'm real proud of you. You've brought your grades up and you've studied your Bible, but you didn't get hair cut!"
"You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."
"Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!"
有個(gè)小伙兒剛拿到駕照，問做牧師的爸爸，能不能商量下用車的事。
“我跟你約個(gè)事兒，”他爸說，“你要能提高成績(jī)，學(xué)點(diǎn)圣經(jīng)，剪個(gè)短發(fā)，到時(shí)候再說。”
過了一個(gè)月小伙子又來問他爸能不能聊聊用車的事。
“孩子，我真為你高興。你提高了成績(jī)，也學(xué)了圣經(jīng)，可你沒剪頭發(fā)！”
“爸，您知道不，我一直在琢磨這事呢。參孫留長(zhǎng)發(fā)，摩西留長(zhǎng)發(fā)，諾亞留長(zhǎng)發(fā)，連耶穌都留著長(zhǎng)發(fā)呢。”
“沒錯(cuò)，孩子，可他們上哪兒都走著去。”
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