笑話習(xí)題簿11.18
JOKE:
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.
The customer thought for a moment, and then said, "No-engrave it 'To my one and only love'."
譯文：
在一家珠寶店里，一位年輕人買了一個(gè)貴重的小金盒作為送給女友的禮物。“要我把她的名字刻在上面嗎？”珠寶商問(wèn)道。
那名顧客想了一會(huì)兒，然后說(shuō)道：“不－－在上面刻‘給我唯一的愛(ài)’。”
Exercises:
根據(jù)短文回答下列問(wèn)題：
你知道原因么？
練習(xí)答案：
他說(shuō)：“That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again.這樣，如果我們鬧崩了，我還可以再用到它。”
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