一個有心的乘客
An Observant Passenge
Mr．Green went to Germany, because he had some work there．He came back last Monday, and his young wife met him at the airport．They walked to their car and passed a tall, pretty air hostess．Mr．Green said to her, "Goodbye, Miss Harris," and the air hostess smiled and said "Goodbye" too．
Mrs．Green stopped and looked at the air hostess．Then she said to her husband, "How did you know her name?"
"That was easy," answered Mr．Green. "The names of the captain and all the crew were on a piece of paper in front of our sests．"
"What was the name of the captain?" Mrs．Green asked with a smile．
Mr．Green laughed and answered,"I don't remember any of the other names．"
一個有心的乘客
格林去了德國，因為他在那里有些工作要做。他上星期一回國，他年輕的妻子到機場去接他。他們向他們的汽車走去，遇見了一位高挑、漂亮的空中小姐。格林先生對她說：“再見，哈里斯小姐。”那位空中小姐莞爾一笑，也說了聲“再見”。
格林夫人停下來，看看那位空中小姐，然后她問她丈夫：“你怎么知道她的名字？”
“這很容易，”格林先生回答。“機長和機組全體人員的名單都寫在我們座位前的一張紙上。”
“那機長叫什么名字？”格林夫人笑著問。
格林先生笑著答道：“我不記得其他任何人的名字。”
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