我要贏者
Once, a fellow went into a restaurant and ordered a two-pound lobster.
"Waiter," he said when his meal was placed before him, "this lobster has only one claw."
"I'm sorry, sir," the waiter replied. "but sometimes the lobsters fight in the tank."
"In that case," the diner said, "bring me the winner."
一次，一位客人進入餐館，他點了一只兩磅重的龍蝦。 “服務員，”他指著端上來的龍蝦說，“這只龍蝦為什么只有一只爪？” “對不起，先生，”服務員回答說，“因為龍蝦有時會在水槽里打架。”“噢，如果是這樣的話，”顧客說，“請把打贏的那只給 我拿來吧。”
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