我沒(méi)有看到它
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?
Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn't notice the other.
母親:約翰尼,今天早上我在食品櫥里放了兩塊蛋糕,現(xiàn)在只剩下一塊了,你說(shuō)是怎么回事?
約翰尼:哦,我想是因?yàn)槔锩嫣冢覜](méi)有看見(jiàn)另一塊。
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