哎，孩子
Like a good father， I took my 4-year old daughter to a so-called "rug concert" at her music school one Saturday morning， called that because you sit on the rug in a group and sing songs. We sat beside a young， attractive mother and her son， and I struck up a friendly conversation with the mother during the concert. I thought I was in trouble when， as soon as we got home， my daughter burst through the front door and announced to my wife that "Daddy met a Mommy."
哎，孩子
作為一個好父親，我在星期六的早晨帶四歲的女兒到她的學校參加一個所謂的“地毯音樂會”。叫這么個名字是因為我們分成小組坐在地毯上然后唱歌。我坐在一個年輕、有魅力的母親和她兒子身邊。在音樂會中我和這個母親開始了友好的談話。當我們回家后，我認為我有麻煩了。女兒推開前門，對我妻子宣布：“爸爸遇到了一個媽媽。”
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