英語笑話:I you she
導語：笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣，也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學到知識喲(*^__^*) ……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧O(∩_∩)O~~
Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student.
When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student. His father got angry and said, I, I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.
The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. Yes, he said proudly, I, I am your father; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.
彼得是個聰明的孩子。在學校的第一天，他學了三個詞：我，你，她。老師教他如何用這三個詞造句子。老師說：我，我是你的老師；（然后指著一個女孩）她，她是你的同學；你，你是我的學生。
彼得回到家里，爸爸問他學了什么。彼得馬上說：我，我是你的老師；（然后指著他的媽媽）她，她是你的同學；你，你是我的學生。他的爸爸聽了非常生氣，說：我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指著他的妻子）她，她是你的媽媽；你，你是我的兒子。
第二天，老師問彼得是否用心學那三個詞了。是的，彼得自豪地說，我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指著一個女孩）她，她是你的媽媽；你，你是我的兒子。
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