英語笑話：不差錢
導(dǎo)語：笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點(diǎn)不一樣，也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學(xué)到知識喲(*^__^*) ……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧O(∩_∩)O~~
Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room. "Doctor," he said, "you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago."
"Good heavens, man！" said the doctor. "Why have you waited so long? Why don't you come to me on the day you swallowed it?"
"To tell you the truth, Doctor," the poor man replied, "I didn't need the money so badly then."
一個看起來很難受的窮人走進(jìn)大夫的診室。
“大夫！”他說，“幫幫我！一個月前我吞了一分硬幣！”
“天哪，”大夫說，“早干嘛去了？你當(dāng)時怎么不來看？”
“實(shí)話告訴您吧，大夫，”窮人說，“我當(dāng)時還不缺錢！”
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