那你到底怎么到的這兒呢？
One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."
The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?"
"I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."
一個寒冬的早晨，有位員工解釋他為什么晚了45分鐘才到單位上：“外面太滑了，我每往前走一步，就出溜回去兩步。”
老板懷疑地盯著他：“哦，真的么？那你到底怎么到的這兒呢？”
“我最后就算了，”他說，“干脆往家走。”
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