史上十大“烏鴉嘴”名言
Of course, nobody can ever predict what will occur in the realms of science, technology and world events。
誰也不能預料未來會發生什么。無論是科學，技術還是世界大事，各個領域都充滿了不可知性。
But an online bad opinion generator developed by The Wee magazine has revealed statements said by historically-important people that in hindsight, appear downright ridiculous and ironic。
最近，The Wee雜志開發了一個網站，專門收集歷史名人們的爆笑“烏鴉嘴名言”。一起來看看吧：
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